with IFAK and emergency tools.
that's right:
it goes in a blowout bag.
that, in turn, goes into a g.o.o.d. pack.
these are terms real warrior poets know about.
Individual First Aid Kit, ninjas.
Get Out Of Dodge, son!!!
disaster preparedness,
crisis action events,
and survival readiness.
being organized is a good thing, right?
you bet it is.
the BUGOUT blitz is underway.
72 hour equipment and accessories,
for the hardest styles, the hardest times,
and the worthiest ways to actively participate.
you're only an eccentric alarmist until you're proven right.
then,
you're incredibly attuned, intuitive, and prescient.
we get busy gettin' busy, neighbors-
i'd rather have it and never ever need it,
then need it and never ever have it.
common sense,
and an ounce of prevention, duders.
it's a 16:1 ratio, if the old adage is at all accurate.
the Folk Life & Liberty Fortress is stocking up, suckas.
siege-ready and seizable,
like the day.
today is that day,
and we're on it like the chronic, ninjas...
speaking of:
somehow,
i forgot to hate the date until just now.
family togetherness preempted my disdain.
imagine that.
hitler's b-day,
and stonery lame-babys' favorite one, yeah?
4-20. (stateside, ayway)
F* right off.
what a stupid day.
no wonder the weather sucked hard full ones all day.
even the whole wide world knows this one eats it.
...hard.
if you're smokin' up on some nugs,
you're probably an A*hole.
and if you're repping adolf?
definitely an A*hole.
***********
hearty cabbagey potato stew, kids.
we know how to warm up on a barely-above-freezing day.
so much food in our bellies,
and in our cupboards,
and in our 'fridgerator,
and freezer,
and on the countertops, too.
overdoing it is how we do it.
too much is the right amount,
and yet,
it's still never ever exactly quite enough.
*
heated UNO games.
overeating uber-edibles,
vegan rollos,
and roasty toasty pajamas.
today is the day.
unless you are a F*ing weed-smoking F*tard,
because then,
you're uninvited-
forever;
never quiet, never soft.....
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