the back end.

it's the back end of may.
the butt, even.
the very last day.
tomorrow,
it'll probably be pretty hot out,
if today was any indication.
honestly, neighbors,
i'm a superheated sasquatch on my best day,
and i'd much rather put on a sweater than sweat.
that's real talk, my ninjas.
today was a scorcher, too.
and that's not all it was either;
i had a full morning of gardening,
and a gutbusting blast of heroic manliness
throughout the entire sweltering sunny afternoon.
huh?
yessiree.
a whole hot and humid one spent by the backside.
yep.
the business, duders.
hard wood and big booties.
and a whole lot of screwing.
oh c'mon.
i got busy on the back end,
and i did it solo.
(that's more believable, yeah?)
friends, what i'm saying is-
i hooked up the butt of my truck.
all by my lonely, an' that.
check the evening teleport:

from the rear.
disregard the intestines packed on the bumper.
there's only so much manliness i can take in one afternoon.
wiring?
that's for next time.

3/4 view. you like the slide out back panel?
you should.

mullet view.
a.k.a. check the sides, love the back.
wordimus prime, kids.
rock hunting season is almost here,
and now i've got a ramp,
and big eyelet tie-down block-and tackle-treats!
y'all have GOT to put your block and tackle in the back end.
...SON!
several tips to the hardware store(s) later,
and i've got something to show, yo.
muutha-uckas better recognize,
if i'm adding handy manliness to the menu,
then all that's really real
is definitely goin' all the way to eleven.
adios, mayflies,
time flies;
never quiet, never soft.....