memorial.

what kind of day is it?
a memorial day.
remember the worthy warriors who came before us.
that's word.
i worked today.
hard.
and i even repped my least favorite chore, too.
you know it, duders-
i mowed the mutha-F*ing lawn.
so lame.
that's that homo-wner sh!t.
*
y'know what's even better than memorial day?
i'll give you a hint,
it's gets ninjafied with teenage mutation.
yep.
check out my new friend:

pretty snappy.
i love turtles, neighbors.
that's real.
and when they have dinosaur tails?
c'mon.
i think that snapping turtles are the best ones, too.
i mean, just look at 'im:

gnarly.
inverted neckhole retraction powers,
and hammery anvil jaws?
they're my ninjas for sure.
next up:
the weekend.
big action in a short span of time.
it's got to happen;
never quiet, never soft.....