how much?

i mean,
if he could chuck,
and that's assuming that he then would chuck.
c'mon.
furry, fat, waddlers are what's poppin'.
check it:

a mutha-'uckin' woodsly goodchuck?
we got they.
i didn't see any wood.
they're pretty low to the ground though.
i did see it suckle on a few leafy green shoots.
how much?
just a little, really.
whatever the upchuck upshot,
this fuzzy-wuzzy groundhog gets it IN, duders.
nature loves it here,
so much so, it seems,
that it sends ambassadors to say hello.
...so,
hello, nature.
*
pleasant and wonderful, my ninjas.
that's the adjective combination we're using
to describe the last two days.
friends hanging out at the Fortress.
truck manliness.
scenic hottness.
family togetherness.
all the hot sh!t.
but,
no pictures.
that's a thing.
it's a thing that means maybe it didn't happen.
y'know-
if there's no proof and all of that stuff.
shawn & meryl came and went, duders.
my friendly friends from the festy midwest.
we all had a good time,
and feel as though more would have been better.
that's the mark of elevenness, right?
it sure is.
instead of showing you proof of our
lovely visitation with 'em,
or of the rad baby boulder hike we trekked,
or the burly barbecued dinnery feast,
or even the 'world's best' T'n'T breakfast,
here's some fruit salad:

what does that have to do with shawn & meryl?
if you knew 'em, neighbors.
if you only knew 'em.
meryl held a .44 magnum, neighbors.
somehow,
she made it look delicate and poetic.
that's skills, y'all.
shawn upped his firearm handling by well over 500%.
a few more visits,
and we'll have them repping the really realness like pros.
we're glad for their friendship and their company.
however,
we are a sight salty that they ninja paid, though.
ninja paid?
that's when you sneakily pay the tab, kids.
not cool.
it didn't ruin our good times with our peoples,
but it did hurt a little tiny bit of our viking pride.
next time, mutha-b!tches.
until next time...
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the big fun is done,
and now it's time to go back to work.
it's already cloudy outside, too.
the fun and the sun are finished with helping out.
weather cooperation was appreciated.
murky mudbutt monday gave way to
a worthy warrior weekend.
scenic-type styles,
and plenty of good feelings to match the ambience.
it happened, i promise.
next time,
i'll even snap a shot or two;
never quiet, never soft.....