better call starsky,

because we've already got the hutch!
boo-ya, neighbors:

furniture, y'all.
boxes made of wood that hold stuff.
without it,
you've just got empty rooms.
and that hollowed-out echo sound
is not so rad when comfy and cozy
are the desired traits.
good thing for us we've got that
old-timey hottness hangin' out in the
dining area of our great (living) room.
speaking of living...
check out the woodsly garden sprouts:

ferns, duders.
poppin' out and unfurling in flippin' full-effect.
i wasn't sure these curly seedleaf squigglers
were gonna come back after last year's transplanting.
i mean,
root bypass relocation surgery is a risky operation, yeah?
but they're back,
and noticeably happier than they were last summer.
that's a good thing, my ninjas.
and check out this super-silver fuzzy-foliage weirdie:

i don't know what it is,
but i know that is is totally EXPERT.
nature wins.
every time.
oh, and even more raking happened,
moving mound after mound of mouldering maple debris,
while the wifey cleaned up the whole dang house.
i stayed in my jammie-pants until this afternoon,
because i also played around with my tactical nylon, neighbors.
for hours.
ammo pouches are a near-limitless lego-style modification fixation.
perfect arrangements mean perfect preparedness.
duders,
on the ones,
playing dress-up like a mess-up isn't just for kids y'know....
***********
houseguests!!!
yuuup.
rebexpert is en route.
like merely minutes away.
i hope she can handle the really realness, kids.
i mean,
all that gaytarded fruitblasting midwesterness
hasn't got jack sh!t on the up-here situation.
that's word.
i hope that preparations have been made,
both mentally and physically,
for the worthy warrior reckoning headed loudly
and molto freshly towards her face.
so hard.
i have faith.
in her,
and in the secret universal plan.
nature is winning,
and so are we;
never quiet, never soft.....