bear.

neighbors,
my yard has that bait and switch b!tchbaggery.
huh?
recognize-
we lure the luxurious ursine experts into the yard,
and rep a hard style hibernation activation sensation,
for everybody's face!
true story.
check the teleport:

yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.
stay black, my ninjas.
you want nature?
we GOT they!!
back porch nutrients,
compost stank allure,
and future skin-rugs,
and breakfast,
and a whole day off.
all the good things,
all in one place.
...
yeah.
my lawn could use a mow.
aaaaand what?
i've got bears, mutha-F*er.
they prefer a more natural habitat an' that.
that's a thing, probably.
*
getting ready to hunker down in the caves and crevices
for a long, deep slumberland sleepytime?
feels like it.
darker days,
colder nights,
and fuzzy black A*s:

it's all really happening, kids;
never quiet, never soft.....