spiced up and sprankulated.

duders,
when i was all finished activating the hottness,
it looked a lot like this:

c'mon.
i mean,
c'mon!
you want one, don't you?
yuuuuuuuuuuuuup-
autumnal flavor-specific seasonally appropriate
pumpkin cinnamon maple syrupy super-sweet
turbo-fresh deliciousness from the hopped-up hearth
of the Folk Life & Liberty Fortress.
wordimus prime,
we doo-doo that pretty tasty pretty sh!t, neighbors.
i already decimated the dozens,
handing them out like the cure for weak sauce to all the ladies
and a few gentlemen,
who needed a near-lethal dose of just-be-dopeness.
yeah.
i save the day, sometimes.
other times,
i make some expert treats,
and i share 'em.
either way,
every day,
it's all really happening;
never quiet, never soft.....