buy one, get TWO.

hey-O!
duders,
y'know what's dope?
yuuuuuuuuuuup.
new shoes.
y'know what's even doper than new shoes?
a LOT of new shoes.
we skipped buy one get one.
huh?
yep.
no bogo, yo.
that's right.
we teleported to the future, instead,
and bought one,
but then got two other other sets
of feet-flavorizing freshness.
neighbors,
my big-A* trout flappin' flippers are
about to be clad in turbo-sexiness time three:

c'mon, y'all.
you already know i had to have that hottness.
six shoes for two footsies?
too much is always the right amount.
rugged wingtips,
suburban dads,
and folk life man boots?
i GOT they.
the new fall lineup is in flippin' full effect, friends.
us ugly ducklings need all the help we can get,
and if i start at ground level,
and slowly but surely work my way up?
well,
there's something to be said for a man with a sense of
personal style.
every girl just may actually be crazy
about a sharp dressed man,
at least,
according to some bearded weirdies with guitars-
but if even just one girl goes a little bitty bit
kook-a-loo cuckoo-crazy over my brand spankin'
new pep-steppin' walkie-stalkers,
i'll take it as a landslide victory.
just sayin',
focus on the sasquatch stompers,
and lay off the facepiece,
and we'll get along a whole lot better.
awwwwww, man.
***********
today is the day.
when isn't it?
we've got no agenda,
no plans,
high hopes,
and tandem turbo-dope Hamden Warrior spirit
all up in this b!tch.
anything could happen,
and whatever does is bound to be expert.
me and my numero uno ninja,
actively participating,
as events unfold along the secret universal plotlines.
Folk Life & Liberty,
in 24/7 360 surround sound,
and hi-def realtime activation.
we gets it in;
never quiet, never soft.....7x30