rrrrrrrrrrrabbit, rrrrrrrrrrrrrrabbit...

duders,
it's F*ing march!
looks just like it, too:

yep.
just what i hoped for.
sheets of ice over blankets of snow.
expert?
not quite.
the first of the mutha-b!tching month is here again, again;
and we're heading facefirst into the raging stormswept savage season
of winter's last throes of ice and snow.
in like a lying lion,
and ready to roar, pursue, pounce, and prey upon
any and all sorts of unsuspecting suckers who are inclined towards sleeping
on the windy first half of this winter-timely sh!tbag month.
uh-huh.
it's here and it's all really happening, just like always.
what?
seriously?
did i remember to say it?
what do you think?
of course i did.
c'mon...
what am i?
an A*-hole?
don't be dumb.
rabbit, rabbit!
it escaped my lips in pursed, parsed, and parched percussive patois.
i doo-doo that luck-generating coincidence cultivation, kids.
now that the polysyllabic seeds have been planted,
we'll see how much greener my pastures get for the sowing.
uh-huh. it got said,
and that's the most important part, really.
whatever comes next is anyone's guess.
*
neighbors-
it's flipping march!
i know, i said that already.
but for realsies,
we're into the third month of the thirteenth year of the first century of the new millennium.
how did we all get here so quickly?
time is elapsing,
time is elastic,
time is eclipsing,
and time takes time.
no matter how long drag out getting where you need to be,
it's everywhere else all at once at exactly the same time.
that's hard style, y'all,
but it's the only one we're likely to get.
awwwwwww.
i'm just sayin', my ninjas-
try harder, and go faster, because we only have this.
i'm making the minutes matter more,
and i'm grateful for the time i have been given;
never quiet, never soft.....