Monday, March 21

lateness.

somehow,
i forgot to tell all y'all about some chocolate coconut hottness.
sorry about that.
anyway,
check the teleport:

right?!
chocolate coconut tart-shaped brownie-style cake,
baked up for a little exxtra-rich somethin'-somethin'
during those less-rewarding moments of tattzappin' man-blastin'.
ummmm, yeah.
cocoa, and ground chocolate, by the quarter cup,
and coconut sugar in a halfsie,
with another 'nother halfsie of dark brown jauns, too-
a pinch of salt;
a cuppa coconut flour and a cuppa coconut flakes;
a half a cuppa coconut oil;
a cuppa regular ol' awesome all-purpose flour;
all of that,
softened up with a cup of coconut milk,
a teaspoon or two and half of vanilla,
plus the usual baking soda/powder spoonfuls,
and a deep tart pan waiting around for the thick batter to get busy with it.
i doo-doo that cakey sh!t.
on it's own,
it would've been pretty damned tasty.
for realsies, all the flavors are already there,
the thing is, too much is the right amount,
so i couldn't and i wouldn't leave it alone.
nope.
i whipped up some chocolate frosting,
and it was the lightest, and the fluffiest, and the chocolatiest.
first, i slathered on a layer to cement the surface,
then i swirled the heck outta the perimeter, a couple times,
concentric circles of sugary sweetness....
but,
in between, i laid down a heavy dose of coconut flake sprankles.
yup.
i had to do it.
rules is rules after all.
i guess i was so busy being a busy bee,
what with spring happening so hard yesterday,
this tasty treat sort of slipped away from real-life documentation.
better late than never, sometimes, and this is one of 'em.
i LOVE frosting.
i do.
seriously, even though i've been vegan for two decades,
i just can't hang out with lame treats.
they didn't grow on me,
i don't use beets of whatever to make raw stuff.....
it's just not my thing, kids.
i like TREATS.
real ones,
and i make what i want to eat,
because i doubt very much that anyone else is gonna.
if you make the treats that you like,
that's exactly what you get,
and if nobody but you likes that freaky sht,
that just means even MORE for you.
smart;
never quiet, never soft.....

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