PI DAY.

3.14.
today.
today is the day.
and while the rest of the world lists dates in reverse order,
my american calendar says it's PI DAY,
so,
because i sure do love a celebration,
especially of a clever and make-pretendier holiday,
i'm over here doing what i do best-
baking.
uh-huh.
and i've got two kinds of crust,
and two kinds of pie,
and four kinds of berries,
and all sorts of excitement bubbling up through the cookie-cut vents.
that's the truth.
i won't bore you to death, hopefully,
but i will show you what's up.....
check the strawberry-blackberry-raspberry-blueberry-type teleport:

BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
if you don't use lemon in your berries,
you're sauce is weak, and your pie is leaking out baby-b!tch-sap.
real talk.
berries and lemons are in love,
and they need each other to reach their best and most delicious potential.
knowing that, and encouraging the love they share,
i've got zest, juice, and extract all up in there.
how is it?
it's expert.
don't be dumb.
but,
it's PI DAY right now, neighbors,
and too much is the right amount every day;
mmhmm.
that means that one pie just isn't going to cut it.
and when it comes to cutting it up, or cutting it out,
you know your boy is out here slicing and dicing and slashing
in order to add things, not remove them.
friends,
check the classic-type teleport:

i'm on that real real apple pie, for your eye, guy!
cinnamon, and sugar, buttery pats,
and nutmeg, ginger and the allspice to make it nicey-nice.
it worked,
and it works,
and i'm working on it.
y'like the trim and rims on these jauns?
thanks.
me too.
i'm not really a righteous piecrust master yet.
that's something that i have to remedy a.s.a.p.
but,
i used creamchee' and soymilk in one crust,
and powdered sugar and vanilla in the other,
and both of them are seemingly pretty much spot on for new hottness.
i like that.
i'd hate to have been up at three fourteen with the oven on for nothing.
hahaha.
c'mon.
also,
i had to activate both of the tops with raw sugar sprankles.
vegan stuff needs some caramel brownness added,
and that's my preferred method.
-
i hope you're partying all sorts of pi style.
i also hope you come get a slice of these treats.
i'd hate to waste 'em,
and you need to taste 'em,
and most of all,
i want to share them.
come get a big wedge,
and hang out for a bit.
we'll get irrational, we'll be numerological,
we'll feign logical reasoning,
we'll rationalize illogical numbers,
and fawn over lemony stuff-
i've got my end covered,
so it's happening with or without you,
but i'm betting we'd both prefer your inclusion.
-
today is the day,
just like every day,
except,
especially a little bit more so.
i'm finding radiance in radii,
i'm calculating volume at volume,
i'm taking all of it to eleven,
and then multiplying it by today's magic number,
so i end up with 34.55175191895.
why?
because rules is rules.
i've got treats on treats, and you're invited;
never quiet, never soft.....