ROCK BLOXXX

hallowe'en rock bloxxx.
that's all you need to know.

THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT.
here'show to get your hands on some from your own kitchen:
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ROCK BLOXXX
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preheat your ovent o 375
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in a medium-sized mixing bowl, cream together:
1 stick vegan butter;
1/2 tsp salt;
2 tsp vanilla;
1/2 cup sugar;
1/2 cup brown sugar.
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stir in 1/2 cup unsweetened applesauce;
1/4 cup ground unsweetened coconut.
mix well, then add;
1 cup mini chocolate chips;
2 cups king arthur all-purpz flour;
1 tsp ea bakey powder and soda;
1/2 cup coarse oat flour (i grind up whole oats like a champion);
2 tsp maple syrup.
mash it all up,
and roll little balls about 2" in your hands, arranged on baking trays
and fired up in the oven for 13 minutes.
that's the stuff.
and the icing?
food coloring, powdered sugar, vanilla, and non-dairy s'milk.
you never made icing before?
you need a half cup of sugar, a dash of vanilla, a squirt of food color,
and a tiny splash of s'milk.
too much and you get runny sloppy sh!smears instead of beauty.
so be careful.
rock blocks are expert.
hallowe'en is expert.
together, you're a F*ing miracle and that's no joke.
i hope your day is full of treats, and few tricks;
never quiet, never soft.....