Monday, June 16

By setting it out on the Northerly slope),


these days, i am focusing my finely-tuned flavor finder on vanilla-sky'ed bits of cultivated coincidence.
in plain speaks, i'm looking for awesome bits of berserker boullion to decorate my homestead with.
like ^this^ worm-eaten woodknot, with it's growth-rings decomposing in reverse order,
which is now a pine pendant of pugilistic pirate powers.
weird wood lumps are awesome.
i'm tellin' ya'll, you should come visit and make some barbarian craft days happen.
battle-bard hobby night is a fun time, for sure.

i'm on a mission to just be dope.
it totally involves making shaman witch-doctor godi medicine-man magic happen.
if egil skallagrimsson could cure terminal weak-sauce with secret spells and carved bones,
then i am on the path, son, following in the footsteps of my main man, big E.
big, ugly, and full of tempestuous thunderbolts and neckbiting brutality.
c'mon.

endeavor to persevere.
that's from 'the outlaw josie wales',
which is one of my all-time favorite movies.
if you've never seen it,
you are most definitely, and without question, missing out.
go get it, and watch it as hard as you can......
quotable quotes, kids.
i love 'em.

i have a bunch of beaver bone bits on deck to become epic thunderclap hottness invocation
flavorizers.
berserker barbarian battle-beast bodyrockin' balls-out bonanza beaver boons.
who wants one?
you send me some so-so-hot mail, i'll send you some fiery furious beavers and beads,
designed to make your house a home to the hottness.......
fake-ass spirituality shamans are lame, but symbolism is doooooope.
check this info on beavers.
you know you like it...
email me: battlebeasteleven@gmail.com

make the best of it.
be the best you can.
best your betters and be the boldest barbarian battle-bard.
be the best bestial berserker beaver bone brutalizar.
be dope.
i'm sayin'....

never quiet.
never soft.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

eastweood was on the other night, mr wales indeed,

all four hours of him

representing, ignoring indians and the like

Jennifer Lee said...

post your tallismen on etsy.com- it's an anti-ebay flavor online craft joint. mad traffic ad hungry spenders. capitalism has it's time and place- so go get yours