"How often already you've had to be told,

well now, 
it seems as though the heads are taking over the yard.
AND doing their jobs as woodsly guardian protection wards:
this afternoon, some vacationers in a pair of minivans took a wrong turn,
missed the giant cul de sac turnaround and decided to trailblaze their own path,
directly into our driveway, 
and as they turned into view of my homeboys in the trees,
they skidded to a halt immediately upon rounding the corner.
the big heads, yo.
stared 'em down, chased 'em off,
and probably brought up some pretty fearsome stereotypes about mountain people.
nice job, boys.
druidic godi spirits represent!
seriously, i actually heard somebody shout 'ay dios mio!!', and point out their window.
and then both vehicles backed out at warp speed.
mission accomplished.


talisman fever is still raging hard. the battle-box amulets are done.
at least, the ones composed with fox bones are....

crossbones, ya'll.
i twisted, carved, collected, knotted, whittled and beaded for hours......
river wood is great because its different every day,
the current brings current events downstream.
along with the wood, if you catch my drift, so to speak.
who wants barbarian battle-beast berserker bone omens???
i'm just askin', and i'm just sayin';
anybody want to do some trades?
and how about some close-ups?
maybe tomorrow.....

it's friday the 13th.
statistically, there are at least 2 a year.....
we watched 'hatchet', at the crack of midnight,
with kane hodder, a.k.a jason voorhees, as victor 'hatchet face' crowley,
and an all-b-list cameo explosion and buckets of blood.
gory and ridiculous
we also watched 'tooth and nail'
a post-apocalyptic cannibal crapfest, with ridiculous cameos by fellas who should know better,
i'm having some interesting issues with sleeping these days,
so late night movie time doesn't interfere with my beautyrest at all.


coyote skull, fox bones, jute twine, yarn, beads, and a seasoned tree trunk,
all voltroned up into one serious wizard walking stick....
gandalf's got no juice on this baby.....
better pictures coming soon,
i'm busy living the life i'm documenting.
it's very tiring.

tonight is 'the incredible HULK', and it should be doooooooooooooooope.
smashing things in a berserk fury.
i refuse not to enjoy it.
word up.

puny humans,
HULK SMASH!
c'mon....