elemental mentals.

lazy days off kind of rock it.
i mean,
crosswords and word jumbles and no jumbled cross words at all.
takin' 'er easy an' that.
y'know, proper easy for sure.
right up until it isn't;
we've got a wallpaper steamer.
man does not refurbish by scraping alone.
that's some 'find out the hard way' hard styles, my ninjas.
and that's why we've got the aforementioned hot water blasterizer.
for the record:
yes, i actually already have burned AND scalded myself today,
yes, i did get adhesive doo-doo butter on my shoes,
and yeah, suckas, i even managed to get a little tiny teeny spot of wall hooked up.
de-papered, scrapered, and glueless goo gone and all that noise.
i promised myself i wouldn't do any of the wall re-doo-dooin',
but the mellow yellow robobotic battle-buggy was way too cool to resist.

what can i say, i'm all about the bobotronic wizardry.

and woodchucks, too.
we've got a truly monstrous mutant marmot up here.
i spotted him today,
and actually thought someone had dropped a tree stump off across the street...
...until it started moving.
dopeness, kids.
that's woodsly warrior spirit type sh!t.
groundhog's day type sh!t
fuzzy wuzzy if i could chuck type sh!t.
and us barbarian types definitely doo-doo that kind of woodsly goodsly sh!t.
yep.
another fun-filled day off in the white mountains.
i bet all the granola heads are hiking and gettin' sweaty.
good luck to 'em.
but while they take it to the limit,
i'm hot and steamy, woodsly woodland dreamy,
and making the tasty pasty papers get all soppin' and creamy.
take a hike, indeed.
it's all really happening, even when not much is happening;
never quiet, never soft......