that's my jam(balaya)

food pictures are important for real-life documentation.
or so i hear.
if i had to choose between tattoo pictures to showcase my art skills,
or food pictures to showcase my fatness skills,
it's not any kind of hard choice at all.
tatblastin' is what i do for work,
but vegan shark-glutton barbarian banquets are what i DO.
proper doo-doo, an' that.
at any rate, i ate more often and in higher quality than i tattooed this week.
besides,
when's the last time i snapped a tee-zappity zip for your faces?
word up.
yeah,
that's some jammie-jam rice 'n' stuff for your face.
even the dedicated omnivorous meat-heads we had over for supper
scarfed, wolfed, and otherwise shoveled
brownish blops, glops, chunks, and hunks down their gizzards.
that's when you know you've brought the noise;
ironically, it's when all the noise straight-up stops,
excepting the mastication sensation of wet-diaper slapping chewface sounds.
do not close your eyes when that happens,
unless you're a dingy perv,
because you'll find yourself imagining moist nasty-ass business.
audible fouls, ninjas.
believe in it.
that's jess's hand game-show prize-modeling the bowlful of
yum4tumterrifficness.

whaaat?

triple threat myconid masterpiece?

yup.

that's buttons, chestnuts, and shiitakes;

little strips of meaty, beaty, gills, frills, caps and straps!

the magic number - magic + mushrooms = taste explosions for your facepiece.

BAM!

with hot-fire-roasted tomato chunks,

and carmelized shallots.

in the interest of to takin' it to eleven, just because:

pureed paste and whole-hog roasty toasted pine nuts, mutha-uckers.

pine nuts?

hell yeah,

that's the taste of luxury, b!tches.

punk-ass pesto it wasn't,

but delicious it most certainly was.

and if you think the nuts are small,

you should see the pine weiners.

oh, c'mon....

when all else fails,

and there's nothing else to say,

a stuffed-face and a fat belly will always carry the day.

there's food on the table,

water in the kettle,

cider on the stove,

and fire in the hearth.

really real, and really happening.

all of it, all the time;

never quiet, never soft.....