dry your eyes & skies.

how about some more of all of this?
i'd hate for there to be tears of mourning every morning, after all.
c'mon.
-
it's tuesday and it's sunshiny bright and tight outside.
now, take a wild guess at what that means.
...nope.
it definitely does NOT mean i will enjoy a productive day off.
at all.
it means i'm missing out on accomplishing anything good,
and missing right out on the golden raybeams of celestial glory, too;
all so i can tat-blast the day away inside the workplace, instead.
dollar dollar bills y'all.
c.r.e.a.m., my ninjas.
wu-TANG! an' that.
why would i ruin a perfecty excellent snippet of time for myself?
because i got to get them movie check jauns, my duders;
money doesn't grow in my garden;
and gas for that mower doesn't refine itself
out from the sludge on the gulf coast.
you've got to do work, mutha-b!tches.
that's how it all gets done.
and if i'm really, really lucky,
i'll get to talk to some bike-weak-sauce wranglers.
i'm confident that should be enlightening.
i'll give 'em one little teensy tiny bit of credit, though;
y'know, some propers an' that-
those chap-wearing chaps have one saying i can stand behind:
loud pipes save lives.
word up.
of course,
real warriors would be talking about their windpipes,
but still....
tracheas and vocal chords are made for yelling,
the same way that supersonic brappity-brap exhaust-pipes
are made for letting other people know you're coming...
...so they can avoid you.
i'd prefer words over metallic tubes spewing gas fumes,
but as long as there's righteous volume,
we're saving lives over here, duders.
you know:
loud fresh hardness,
for your face,
and possibly also for your safety.
-because i care.
about you.
at least,
as far as you know, anyway.
***********
it's never all the way easy living far away from everywhere.
not that i'm leaving any time soon,
i'm just remarking on the infinite nature of isolation.
i mean,
i've got some friends that i miss.
i've got some friends that if i missed,
i'd aim and fire at again.
i've got some friends i haven't seen in far too long.
i've got some friends i haven't seen in even longer,
and it hasn't been nearly long enough.
the important part?
i've got some friends.
there's people, and then there's peoples.
and i am counting myself fortunate
for the comradery of my peoples.
now there's a whole summer's worth of time and space,
waiting patiently, but never stopping,
for all of y'all.
if we're friendly but not friends,
then rent a room, b!tches,
and put in some quality time with a duder.
we've got real life,
and it's all really happening.
you should probably come and get some;
never quiet, never soft.....
p.s
if you haven't grabbed a shirt from shawn and i yet,
you're obviously F*ng up,
and possibly an A*hole.
fix that here: NEVERQUIETNEVERSOFT