air flow.

duders,
the new Fortress add-on hottness
goes to eleven as hard as anything ever has.
woodshed flipside airflow walls,
on that 2076 tricentennial future-type jauns.
that's right.
metal roof technology
meets oldschool connecticut tobacco barn action.
you wanna check it, don't you?
okay:

broadside burliness, b!tchbags.
solid plank and beam dopeness,
protecting the impending loads of splintered timber.
you like it?
you should.
but what about that 45 degree angle mindwarp?
prepare your face for loud fresh hardness:

c'mon.
C'MON!
illusions, neighbors.
the airflow level?
eleven.
the elemental protection level?
eleven+.
and the hot fire encapsulation level?
...off the charts.
when it's time to represent the woodsly goodness,
it's time to doo-doo that freaky sh!t.
one last day of thorlike hammering,
finishing up the rough edges,
y'know,
like cedar shake shingles on the triangle end-part thingies,
and we're flippin' ready for fall and winter like experts.
excuse me, i meant EXPERT(e)S.
the mikes get busy.
two mikes is like two number ones,
in a row.
...and we all know what that makes,
don't we, duders?
yuuuuuuuuuuuuuup-
11.
it's all really happening.
Folk Life.
Liberty.
Fortress fortification.
all of it;
never quiet, never soft.....