distended.

snakelike jaw-hinges?
or one of those deep-sea eel mouth-parts?
that'd make my life so much easier.
seriously, neighbors.
as it is,
the loud, fast, hard, brutal binge eating
that i seem compeeled to engage in
is a pretty flippin' fantastic (as in: mr. fox) fiasco
...for my face.
and on down the digestive system's superhighway.
but a giant removeable face section?
especially designed for hard-style chompa-chomping?
c'mon.
today,
i ate so much, so quickly,
even without a reptilian swallow-mouth,
that i was literally predatorily circling everyone else's eats.
that's right, my ninjas,
like a blood-frenzied chum-watered shark.
soy nugs like mutha-fugs, yo.
so many kinds of vegan dishes,
so many empty plates in mere moments.
the green elephant, kids.
bite, swallow, repeat,
and keep all the chewing the F* away from our table.
cartilaginous combatant-type gluttony,
like a champion chondrichthyes, y'all.
recognize.
another 'nother expert day off,
with family togetherness and all that good stuff.
we hit up the feel-goodery grocery store, too,
and stocked up on the joe-joes and maple cookies.
believe it.
we span time like it's our job.
heck,
it pretty much IS.
***********
reading nerd books?
we are.
writing nerd books?
just ask harvest....
she's got a paean to a pack of wolves
just waiting to be published.
why wolves?
i must've werewolf'd her DNA.
or else she caught the 'itis in utero.
however she got gotten by the curse,
it's all really happening.
a whole adventuring paty's worth of
natural 20-type critical hitters,
here at home,
under one roof, an' that.
it's back to work tomorrow,
but for the rest of tonight?
yuuuuuuuup.
hit points, howling, and hiccups.
never not nerding it up;
never quiet, never soft.....