to the gun show!
y'know what's up?
we're on that so busy there's no breathing room business.
airless, son.
now that's busy.
but while we're waiting to exhale,
we're also gettin' pretty rad.
movie checks are gettin' invested, duders.
dried beans, sacks of rice, stuff like that.
winter is coming,
and we're reppin' ants, not grasshoppers.
that's a thing.
working, cooking, entertaining, raisin' hell,
and raising these kids, my ninjas.
that's really real life, on the ones...
but,
when the tattbombing stops,
and the dinner guests leave,
and the kids go to bed,
it's time to take our poetic, pugilistic, pugnacious,
hard-headed, hard-hearted, hard-style,
berserker barbarian battle beastliness to eleven.
when the hard pounding gets underway,
you need hardware.
where?
right here.
do you neighbors have the tools to be ready for
the ever-lovin' end days of life as we know it?
we GOT they.
how about Folk Life & Liberty freedom fighting?
sure thing.
and brain-shattering zombie destruction?
absolutely.
what about worldwide economic collapse preparation?
you know it.
disasterpiece theater is what we rehearse for.
c'mon.
and y'know what you need for ALL that stuff?
yuuuuuuuup.
guns.
i know, i know, waterbabies.
guns aren't your thing.
they're scary, or some bullsh!t.
obviously, worthy warrior willpower isn't your thing.
but for all you fresh mutha-uckas,
check the 2076 futuristic tricentennial teleport:
so smooth and robobotronic.
rifles?
recognize.
y'all know about the albie rock custom expertism model?
so many bells and whistles.
the new hottness is here, too:
soon to be ZERO-ified.
yeah!
we doo-doo that people's liberation-type jauns.
that's right, y'all.
upgrades!!!
i've been gunsmithing like a tinker in a toyshop.
pinocchio would pop the hardest noser trying to lie
about how molto molto fresh these new hottnesses are.
fact.
right?
right.
long nights and hard times at the Fortress.
when you duders waste time,
it's
when we waste time,
it's more like an execution;
never quiet, never soft.....
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