'levening.

leavening.
an agent that makes baked sh!t rise.
big ups, an' that.
'levening.
that's that woodsly goodness that makes moves, son.
the (e) is silent, like in expert(e),
but on the other end.
'levening,
like a secret agent that makes expectations rise.
recognize, ninjas.
today,
the whole damn fam' got 'levened.
tea, toast, and big fun right from the jump....
what's that bad news buffet you're bringing?
another 'nother local chain bookstore is closing?
bummer.
guess we'd better get those discount nerd books
while they're still available.
funny how that whole section still seems stocked-
check the component-based teleport:

dungeons!!
dragons!!!
natural twenties, mutha-uckas.
all day, every day.
what's my THACO?
11.
............obvi.
some of you may not know about the components.
what components, you say?
i'm talking about spell components.
y'all are probably still on that magic wand sauce.
amateurs.
i'm repping swords and sorcery, neighbors:

fried road toad turd,
complete with ground-in ground-up ground gravel.
a.k.a. the main ingredient in teleport checking.
that's what's up.
wizardry 101, for your faces.
how about that undersea-spotlight flashburn photography?
uh-huh.
we GOT they.
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y'know what i doo-doo on tuesdays?
yuuuuup.
i buy ammunition.
that's a thing.
and,
i get treats at the post office.
online ordering, friends.
(my favorite.)
with a 'nother 'nother 'nother new credit card.
...from the same account.
mutha-lickers constantly try to steal my identity.
and who can blame 'em, really?
they keep biting my flavor,
and the plastic robobotron moneylenders
keep next-day airmailing me a brand-spankin' nuevo one.
same identity, different p.i.n.
and,
after all that-
it's farm share day, too.
veggies from the hippies, kids:

amaranth, on that magenta flip-flop flash sh!t.
wordimus prime.
what am i supposed to do with just one sad broccoli head?
a floretette. ..a floretini, even.
teeny-tiny little sad stalks an' all that cutesy business.
awwwwwww, man.
(-p.s.   i ate it.)
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now it's dark,
the day is done,
and i'm on that all night in the kitchen stuff.
that three-kinds-of-baked goods jauns, more precisely.
huh?
what's that you're saying?
'levening, with leavening?
you're pretty clever.
yes,
we ARE making treats for casey's belated berfday party,
as a matter of miki-fiki fact, F*ers.
wu-TANG!!!!!
full days with full houses lead to full hearts.
who says i'm not sensitive?;
never quiet, never soft.....