100% chances.

duders,
all of today,
as a matter of meteorological fact,
is assuredly going to suck ALL the balls.
yuuuuuuuuuuuup.
a 100% chance of brutally windy,
freezing rainy, powerline-snapping,
road-closing, late january-activated ice storm action
is headed across the mountains,
over the rivers, and directly through the woods,
to properly F* our collective A*s all dang day long.
now that's some certainty.
i can already see the first few tendrils of low-lying clouds
cresting the cliffs across the way.
it's coming, neighbors.
the titular testicular vacuum of a hostile climate.
there won't actually be any literal suckle-magic,
but in every other way,
a black hole of inescapable gravity and depravity
is descending on the woodsly goodness with one mission:
to drop it's liquid payload of sh!t-salad dressing
on each and every available surface in sight.
yuuuuup.
it's just a little pre-weekend final-workday doo-doo butter,
drizzling down upon the hottness
like a carbonite-encased hibernation attack.
....only wetter.
yeah,
i'm talking about the weather.
if there's something you'd rather read about,
i'm open to suggestions,
in theory, at least.
***********
so,
it's the weekend again.
after another 'nother barbaric stint at the studio,
taking it deep,
and stretching to the limits of physical endurance,
it's time to unwind and let it all loose into the winds an' that.
sure.
y'know,
catch-and-release berserker battle set free into the ether-
ninjas,
heated arguments have been the only source of warmth
up in that drastically bombastic, spastic mastic-plastered
sh!t-hot mess of a work situation.
and that's on the rare occasion that there's even anything to do.
hard styles and weak-sauce mondays, yo.
that's where we're at,
and precisely where we're headed.
all roads lead to that perilous pounding, son.
what comes next?
a new mutha-flippin' era of icy frost-rimed coldhearted cruelty.
awwwwwwww, man!
oh, c'mon.
if you've read this many photoless posts,
there's a 100% chance y'all aren't into it for the optimism.
word up;
never quiet, never soft.....