rabbit, RABBIT!

it's the first of the month,
and i'm looking upwards towards clear skies.
oh, yes, neighbors,
i'm sure there will be plenty of doo-doo buttery deluge days,
and mud-puddling floods of rain and water everywhere....
today, however,
is devoid of those seasonally appropriate april showers.
yeah.
this is it.
today.
the first one of the month-
a brand new calendar page of days and days to fill with fresh wonders
and fresh-to-death treats,
and fresh hells of our own devising.
mmmhmmmm.
what sort of frozen pit am i creating today, you ask?
no need.
nature has done all the work for me.
yes.
it was a bitter fifteen fahrenheit degrees as i awoke-
the chill in my bones oh-snap cold-snap slapping me to my senses-
and the very first set of syllables to escape my blue-tinged lips
and chomp out of my big chattering tombstone teeth?
c'mon.
rules is rules,
and today is the day, duders-
i said what i always say,
y'know?
yup.
the magic word, again and again,
out loud,
in fact, VERY loud at that;
into the aether and echoing through infinity
to cultivate coincidences of a beneficial and barbarian nature.
that's what's up, and that's the bottom line:
rabbit, rabbit!
spoken like an attentive and inventive effective invective,
iterated and immediately reiterated for maximum magic spellcasting.
you go right on ahead and do what you do,
i'll just be over here on some other other really real superstitious sh!t.
*
did i chase away that muthaF*ing freeloading deer again?
i did.
i can't hang out with a beige b!tch borrowing my branches for a buffet.
she's NOT invited, y'heard?
i've had more than my fill of doe-eyed dopes feeling entitled to my stuff
without contributing much beyond a pile of crap in their wake.
word.
that's why i'm twice as excited about coming home to this last night:

whaaaaaaaaaaaat?!
ampy d got it poppin' in the Folk Life & Liberty Fortress
with a big ol' fancy plateful of pad-thai-type vegetables and tofu,
over cauliflower for even more nutrient-rich superpowers every hour!
heck yes.
you know i'm a lover of food.
i want lots of it, and i want that to always be happening.
honestly,
what's better than a heapin' helping of home-cooked hottness
ready and waiting for your hungry face when you walk i the door?
nothin'.
i mean it.
i had a decent day the the studio beforehand, too.
regular clients of mine, gettin' zip-zapped, and hanging out,
while we shared treats and tales of todays and tomorrows together,
and then i came back to my castle,
and there was my best friend making me the best food??
wordimus prime.
i recognize how lucky i am to have a good day once in a while,
and i'm grateful for the time i have to span along these paths.
today IS the day, duders-
but it just might not be as expert as yesterday.
real talk;
never quiet, never soft.....