facemaker

more,
and more, and MORE.
too much is the right amount.
i believe it,
and i believe in doing a lot of everything i do-
and then overdoing it,
and then doing just a little bit after that.
it's really the way i live.
even when nobody's looking, i STILL don't take it easy.
and so,
a daily dosing of a dousing in douchiness,
via fleeting glimpses into digital facemaking,
is how i start off my mornings in the woodsly goodness.
mmhmmm.
finding new ways to look worse is kind of a passion of mine,
and i don't just do it as hard as i can,
i do an awful lot of it, too.
neighbors,
check the 'chat-type teleport:





oh, MAN!











there's just so many bobots,





and monsters,

and stoopidheaded ideas.

i'm not ashamed,

i'm not embarrassed,

but,
maybe i should be?
nah,
that's not my style, kids.
but this is:



hahahaha.



i do the things i do.
i am compelled, if not rewarded,
i am imperiled if i abstain,
and relieved if i indulge.
....this is how i am.
compulsive,
obsessive,
prolific?
it's all really happening,
that much i'm positive of;
never quiet, never soft.....