yep.
a subaru!!
relax,
the tevas and socks, recumbent bicycle scenario is still many, many years away.
so why didn't i just drive the old death trap volvo into the ground?
as a matter of fact,
my old car blew a gasket in it's basket,
just minutes from the dealership.
was the secret universal plan workin' it's tasty treats?
i think so.
happily,
i still got a trade-in credit.
...dummies.
still,
that's a resonsible adult's vehicle up there;
that's right, ninjas,
i'm definitely whiter than i was two days ago.
but it's a fact i don't like cats.
and i'm pretty sure i'm still not a lesbian.
however,
if my minnesota trip works it's magic right,
me and garrison keillor will be spending an evening together in march....
great.
still,
a cracker-ass vehicle,
and a car loan are a truly hard style.
i almost bought a cheaper, albeit way less-fresh one,
but then i remembered a most important axiom.
eleven is louder than ten.
i'm sayin',
just be dope,
or f* right off.
my daughters have a cough/sniffle/cold kind of thing goin' on.
and doc rock is on duty, ya'll.
nothin' kicks up a vacation like some under the weather grumbles.
and chokeneck hackin' just eats it so hard.....
which is why those who know what's up gotta love the honey.
it works great for throat-tube distress.
for some elitist vegetarians,
it's a major sin.
for others it's a superfood health and allergen exploder.
and of course, it also never goes bad.
so go feed your high horse some clover,
after the bees pollinate that sh!t,
and bring the hottness home to the hive......
we went out to the movies and watched 'coraline' this afternoon.
go immediately and see it,
or you're really dumb.
those are the only two options.
sorry, but it's true.
we all left with bare feet.
yep.
knocked our collective socks right off.
i'm feelin' more than my share of unwell, too.
i had a deep impact arctic tunnel rat experience all morning long.
layin' on the snow,
gettin' sweaty,
and diggin' out the first phase of the best snow fort yet.
tonight,
there's gonna be broccoli bread,
and then the inaugural candle party inside the frost tubes out back.
we've got a storm comin', too.
some kind of abominable three-days of snow sh!tshow.
nothin's better'n' drivin' in snow,
with kids,
for hours and hours.....
nice.
never quiet, never soft...
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