bashing in the bathroom.

holy smokes!!

there's a blurry dreadheadlocked man in my bathroom!

take it easy. it's cool.

i invited him over.

it's larry.

he's handy.

he's a handy man.

he may also be a manly man.

but he is definitely a manly, handy handyman to have on hand.

he'll be bashing and smashing our downstairs bathroom.

why?

because it's broken.

and there's still a hole in the floor.

i'm guessing that that's about to be remedied.

soon.

but first,

the old and the busted has got to go;

some new old-style hottness can take it's place.

the quickest way to make things better?

make 'em worse first.

that way, any progress is more impressive than the lowest low.

that's working smarter, yeah.

well smarter an' that.

plus, there gets to be some barbarian brutality.

and that's always dope.

he's using two hammers.

that's a double dwarven battle-crashing technique, i think.

it's awesome.

there are peices of house flying all over the F*ing place.

when we're done,

there's gonna be trap doors,

secret doors,

shelves, windows, comfortable toilet space,

and a new sink.

what do you duders know about raised-basin sinks?

such sexiness.

i'm pretty sure i need one.

in the meantime,

homewreckin' housebreakers are what's a-poppin'.

pry bars, ya'll.

wrenching on some jauns.

sometimes when you choose the wrench,

there aren't any spanners anywhere in sight.

crazy talk?

maybe.

but there's too much sawzall noise for me to think clearly, anyway.

so who's surprised?

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today's the day for registering cars, too.

or at least for doo-dooin' it to the truck.

vain letters are in order.

my vanity insists i get that kind of license plates.

it's true.

otherwise,

why would i even bother being seen

in my heroic chariot of homeric hottness?

yeah.

i'll have to see what kind of fresh tags are still available.

then we'll be ordering up a tasty batch of self-indulgence.

i need that more than a new raised-basin sink, even.

i've got v8 engines firing,

i've got earthshaking home improving,

i've got sh!t to do.

busy business is big business.

right action is the big action.

big bashing burliness is the big fun.

it's happening.

all of it.

really;

never quiet, never soft.....