Thursday, April 22

erf.

a whole day dedicated to the earth?
i don't get it.
remember, today, that we're on a big wet round ball!?!
planet earth-type hard style celebrating.
give a hoot, ninjas-
reusable hemp grocery totes, recycling symbols,
and whatever other do-goodery weak-sauce.
prius parades, probably.
i can't hang out.
i mean,
i don't exactly dump petroleum byproducts into rivers
or anything quite so dramatic,
but i don't pretend that a special day is the secret ingredient
to epic hottness, either.
woodsly goodness is what it is.
and i'm all up in it every day.
that includes today.
it's special, for sure, but not because of
gaylord nelson and his envirotardification.
that's word.
ma nature and father time
and our big business bottom b!tch, mother earth,
have seen fit to fete us with fair weather and fine folks.
we doo-doo that earthly sh!t, ninjas.
every day.
in fact,
this is how we celebrate up here in the 'live free or die' state:
guerilla ops, duders.
my little soldiers ran many missions through the trees and valleys.
a regular rogue squadron of itty-bitty barbarian battle-beauties.
nice.
c'mon.
what good is a fortification if it isn't helmed by defenders of the freshness?
Folk Life & Liberty,
by any means necessary...
relax,
there's no b.b.'s in those 1970's-era daisy rifles.
they'd shoot their eyes right outta their heads.
or worse,
MY eyes right outta my head.
that's how we doo-doo it up here, duders.
old-school playtime funtime kid stuff.
save that hannah montana horsesh!t for the city.
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earth day is a great day for food though.
because what looks more like little trees than broccoli?
oh yes, indeed, my ninjas;
broccoli bread day is here.
traditions become themselves through repetition.
and we're continuing the trend with yet another visit,
and yet another 'nother loaf of lusciousness.
you know you like it;
never quiet, never soft.....

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