and it weighs a ton.

...and painting, too?
that's what i keep wondering,
when i stop for ten seconds and think
about how much more work i have left,
making this little bathroom so dope.
two days off,
almost completely consumed by
preparatory color-additive tintworks,
and disastrously disproportionate deglutition.
basically,
when i wasn't eating,
i was making home improvements happen,
and vice versa.
now,
whose idea was it to add a fourth color of stain
on the inside of the mutha-lickin' cabinets?
huh?
oh, yeah,
it WAS me.
but that's the difference between nice and nicey-nice, yeah?
i'm sayin',
i've got a rich and lustrous cherrywood finished floor,
the soft matte finish of water-resistant cedar stained walls,
a deep penetrating natural knotty pine ceiling,
and cool jacobean brown grain interior cabinetry.
c'mon.
plus,
a super-american primitive shade of super-hot green,
all up on the trim and sh!t.
and even that was an epic pain in the A*-hole.
seriously.
i'm glad as F* that i'm not in charge of painting all the time-
i would have to quit that job quicker than hurry-up, y'heard?
taping, priming, edging, multiple coating, touching up....
sounds like a job for b!tchbags if you ask me.
however,
i can assume temporary responsibility for that kind of activity,
provided that i can take full credit for the victorian hotrod
paintjob/colorscheme later on.
what's the point of a job well done
if you can't lord it over your peoples afterwards....
bam-a-lama, mutha-b!tches.
thirty square feet of Folk Life masterwork.
you like it.
i like it.
we like it.
and of course,
i still get to slop on a serious series of polyurethane, protective,
preservative plasticoats all over the floor.
yep.
we wouldn't want to a wet, sad, pee-stained
situation happenin' on it later on,
now would we?
heck no.
we sure wouldn't.
***********
...and now it's back to work.
tatzapping and jaw-flapping.
big fun?
not exactly,
but still better compensating than brushing up
on bathroom beautification.
i hope all my clients have interesting anecdotes
about bathroom renovation, y'all;
otherwise,
it's sure to be a verry one-sided series of conversations.
i talk about what's happening,
and it sure is;
never quiet, never soft.....