brown and beige.

neighbors,
i'm headed west for a minute.
yeah.
i figure the blinding, eye-freezing,
nose-reddening, bone-chilling wind blowing so hard
on this side of new england isn't bad enough,
so we're vermont-bound for inclement-weather
of a whole other 'nother lake-effected variety entirely.
that's real.
hippies and handouts and vagrants and dirty-dirts
are all on the prospective itinerary for today,
as a collateral damage interaction in the big gay
socially-conscious diaperbabyism semi-sh!tty city today.
but,
that's what you get when you go somewhere special
for vegan food and fancy bread and 'cultural' enrichment....
you can't have the sweet without the bitter, baby....
womp womp.
i s'pose we'll see about activating some expert big fun.
the weather may have other plans, however.
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so,
that's happening later,
but right now?
yeah.
i'm eating treats for breakfast.
when the wind is bleating a brutal beat off of the clapboards,
and it's blasting the opposite of a furnace at your face,
to the tune of minus thirty farenheit degrees?
you HAVE to have something good to look forward to.
in that spirit,
i'm fast-forwarding to chocolate and peanut butter
and bakery-fresh hottness in my mutha-flippin' mouth.
check the fudgy-cakey-sexy-type teleport:

yuuuuup!
i'll confess to not really knowing what i was doing
when i got busy freakin' it off with that peanut butter jauns.
i mean,
i just put a bunch of beige bits in a pot,
and then poured in some sifted flour and salt and sh!t.
the good news?
uh-huh.
with the miniature chocolate-chips on top,
and the fluffy peanut blops,
and the fudge-style cake brownie brown beauty underneath,
today started off with amazing sugary breakfast goodness.
this is it.
too much is the right amount,
and triceratops are the best dinosaurs.
figured i'd explain a little bit as to why
that triplehorned battle-beast was riding dirty on top.
the color scheme,
the flavor combination,
the hottness.
all of it,
right now;
never quiet, never soft.....