going bananas.

so,
if you like yogurt,
and also happen to be vegan,
you may have noticed that last year saw a mysterious
disappearance of soy-based active yogurt.
i mean,
if you were paying attention, anyway.
no joke, no kidding, no sh!t.
yeah.
well,
the stuff is back, somehow,
after that unannounced and unwelcomed
yet prolonged disappearance...
i can have it, again!
you know what that means.
uh-huh.
it means i'm terrorizing SO many of those invisible tiny
bitter gross little germs that are pooping in soymilk until it's thick,
and i'm doo-dooing that freaky microorganismis sh!t
all over the mjutha-F*ing place.
word up.
i must be self-regulating my digestive pH or somethin'.....
i dunno.
hahaha.
hippie holistics are for waterbabies,
but,
now it's everywhere all over again...
(maybe it was gone to drive up demand?
i sure do buy a lot all at once now, just in case)
anyway,
i am using it in all kinds of stuff.
and seriously, neighbors?
for really real?
i never eat all my bananas fast enough.
i guess i forget about them,
or maybe i just am not always in the mood.....
waitaminit, though, yo.
yogurt. bananas. breakfast.
it's all really happening.
yuuuuuuuuup.
check the teleport:

c'mon.
with oatflour, and ground coconut flakes,
and brown sugar, and miniature-sized chocolaty chips,
all together all at once just because?
yeah.
i'm pretty flippin' expert when i want to be.
a whole bunch of mashed bananas,
and twelve ounces of says-it-on-the-label-even vegan yogurt,
obvi-
but also?
i hit it up with two heavy-handed fistfuls of chopped walnuts, too-
yes.
i guess i like thinking that there's mostly good stuff in my sugary bread.
sure,
we all know it's all 'good' stuff;
it tastes incredible and edible and intense and elite and all that-
but i'm talking about those eagles' eggs nutrients, kids.
like,
good for my face, not just good in my face.
i want to get all kinds of activated energy and vitality-enhancing vitamins
and chocolate and coconut and whatever else.
really, though, i'm gonna just eat it and eat it until it's all gone regardless.
y'know why?
because too much of a good thing isn't anywhere near enough.
the object is more.
forever.
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duders!
besides the yogurt situation,
this year so far is such an A*-hole.
it's still early, yeah,
so i'll give it until groundhog day to really wow me.
i'm sayin',
i refuse to believe that the best i'm gonna get
is a bunch of little single-celled bugs getting stuffed down my throat.
then again,
that'd still be better than the last few years.
ugh.
but,
real talkin' on the ones for y'all?
it's gonna take a whole lot more than banana bread, friends.
a whole unholy helluva lot more,
to take 'fourteen to eleven.
let's cross our fingers and toes,
and rely on the relay between rabbit rabbit magic
and the rest of these days,
to get it together to sync up and send out
the summons for some new hottness.
two weeks into some weak sauce,
and i'm prepared for the big action.
let's have a little more of that, please;
never quiet, never soft.....