how much treats can just one lonesome warrior poet
actually eat first thing in the morning?
a lot.
like, a LOT, a lot.
i mean it.
at least,
it's pretty F*ing easy when the treats are as expert
as the ones i'm munchin' up on these days.
now,
the big question this a.m. is-
how many layers is the right number of layers?
depends,
if we're talking about clothes,
then there's no such thing.
because,
really, it's flippin' fuh-reeeeezing out over here.
and too much is the right amount, for realsies.
but,
if we happen to be talking about coffee cake?
(and we actually ARE talking about that, btw)
wellllll,
if three is the magic number,
then four is clearly better, right?
right.
and so with that now being established....
check the four-layer-activation-type teleport:
a graham-crackery, oatmeal-infused,
hint-of-coconutty brown sugar cookie crust for the base.
yeah.
that's a solid foundation for building a better coffee cake.
and a pound of thick rich succulent antioxidants,
a la blueberry filling,
simmered in maple syrup and vanilla and a pat of butterishness.
because the bloobs are a molto important step towards
making this thing a healthy thing.
fruit, y'heard?
it's good for you an' that.
add a healthy vegan sour-creamy old-world jewish grandma-style
soft crumb coffe cake batter to that b!tch,
and all of a sudden we're really getting somewhere.
destination- activationville!
oh,
and then a cinnamony-sweet streusel topping,
with whole-ground oats and coconut and vanilla and nutmeg
and all kinds of butters to bring the whole thing up a notch,
you know, to eleven.
word!
i have to make sure i'm spoiling myself,
or else, what's the point of refining and honing and boosting
all these treats-making skills?
for other people?
don't be dumb.
expert recognize expert, for sure,
but if you're just doing for others,
and not enjoying the product of your own toil,
you're probably an A*-hole.
real talk.
get after it, guys,
and get what needs gettin' got.
starting now;
never quiet, never soft.....
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