if you aren't all about getting expert
on a whole day dedicated to love?
yeah,
you're a weak-sauce nancypantsed diaperbaby.
that's no joke.
i got up early, as i often do,
and i got busy with the seasonally-specific color-coordinated
flavor/color/style-matched new hottness.
for realsies.
if it's a special day,
then that calls for special treats.
check the pink-and-hearts-type teleport:
you know the story, neighbors-
when it's time to take it to eleven,
it's probably time to activate a whole new level of
bakery-fresh sweety-heart sweetcakes an' that.
uh-huh.
i doo-doo that freaky pink magic sh!t.
on the ones,
those are strawberry-white chocolate cupcakes,
and they're filled with crushed strawberries,
soaked in sugar and lemon juice,
and used to infuse a luscious vanilla pastry creme.
yeah.
that's what's up.
and with a vanilla-lemon frosting,
AND powdered freeze-dried strawberry frosting,
swirled together into a spiral of holiday cheer?
F*ing right.
i mean,
what am i?
an A*-hole?
nope, i'm still not about to take half-measures.
it's whole-heartedly heart day,
and i brought baked greats for everybody.
i'm good like that.
huh?
well,
obviously,
you can't ever have too many sprankles.
don't be dumb.
more and more and more.
why?
because,
valentines day is dope.
word up;
never quiet, never soft.....
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