summer flavors, winter weather.

more snow?
oh, ok.
but,
we're not gonna let sunless days and cloudy skies
and wintry mixtures of flakes and frost and fury
ruin our appetite for elite treats even one teentsy teeny tiny bit.
no way.
in fact,
we're fighting back with some summery pinkish magenta tones
swirled up and around in a circle.
huh?
oh, yeah, neighbors.
we're making vegan chee'cake up in here.
word.
raspberry jam blops and crushed-up freeze dried raspberries,
and a little lemon juice and all kinds of whitish beige wetness,
all in my expert food processor?
uhhhhhhh, yes.
and that poured into, onto, and over a brown-sugary oatmeal cookie crust,
crumbled up and buttered around and baked firm first?
c'mon...
what am i?
an A*-hole?
no way.
when it comes to crusty juggling,
i gets it in, kids.
no jokes.
so,
we combined both of those kinds of hottness,
and when it was done cookin' and gellin' and settin'?
mmmhmmmmm.
we slid a custom cocoa-strengthened sauce,
with all kinds of razzledazzleberry bits in it all up on top.
a lattice of chocolate raspberry drizzle is good for you.
check the teleport:

yuuuuup.
it's so dang good,
it's almost stoopid.
and with that dollop of whippy-whipped wet white on it?
it goes to eleven.
yeah.
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winter is doing it's best to be the worst,
but real does as real is,
and we keep it molto real over here.
when it comes to being the best at being the worst,
i've got action on top of big action
on top of business on top of big business
on top of activation all over the flippin' place.
uh-huh.
so weather can wreak it's weak sauce,
and nature can claim whatever victories she wants,
but we'll be shivering by the woodstove shoveling treats
instead of shoveling snow....
me and mine do what we do, duders,
and nothing can stop that from unfolding;
never quiet, never soft.....