simple can't come over.

guys,
i just wanted a chocolate chip cookie.
y'know?
like,
a regular cookie.
but,
that's not how experts do their thing,
so instead, i made double-buttery crisp creamchee' chocolate chip jauns,
and i stamped 'em into circles,
and then i added another 'nother stampy style to the mix as well.
yeah.
stars.
circles and stars and super-official activated awesomeness, all at once.
they look almost regular,
but they taste totally elite.
that's what's up.
tell you what,
why don'tcha go on ahead and check the teleport:

see?
what?
oh, well, c'mon now, neighbors-
i said SOMEtimes i want a regular chocolate chip cookie.
my treats game is steady evolving into new hottnesses like sugar-baked pokemon.
ha.
if superstar discs of miniature-chip-chocked rocks are good,
then a whole herd of chocolate-striped tricera-chips are even better.
yup.
too much is the right amount,
and more chocolate has never ruined a cookie in my kitchen.
...for real.
*
also,
triceratops?
still my favorite dinosaur.
he's the best one.
i'll make special exceptions for other ceratopsian,
like my homeboy the torosaurus,
or even a styracosaur,
because exxxtra spikes are exxxtra expert,
but the tri-guy is still my main dude.
and friends,
you may not already know this,
but the extended family of my prehistoric beak-and-horned herbivores is huge.
teleport:

damn.
more is better, though.
and some of those fellas have got some serious cuffs, ruffs, frills, and spoilers.
i still prefer them in chocolate and sugar,
but regardless of the confection level,
my affection is true.
*
it's hard to get excited for a long walk with your dog when it's raining.
he's not into it,
i'm not into it,
the weather is intent on ruining it,
and all of it combined makes for a grim start to a long day.
that's no joke.
so,
instead,
maybe we'll just chase each other around the house until i'm panting and sweaty,
and he's still supercharged and ready for more.
we've got a relationship, he and i,
and it's largely based on biting things and eating food.
i swear he might be my spirit animal made flesh.
so that's it.
bad weather, no sleep, cookies, and dinosaurs.
what else could you possibly want?
it's all really happening;
never quiet, never soft.....