PANMAN

panniecakes panniecakes PANNIECAKES!
yup.
look:

oatmeal coconut vanilla sweetcake flapperjacks,
with real maple syrup from CANADA,
and homemade raspberry compote??
that's what's UP.
and add in some savory tofu scrambo with spinach,
and those british fried tuh-mah-toes,
and some crisssssspy roasty skin-on homeboyfries,
and all of a sudden,
you're ready to do lumber work or somethin',
ha.
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my pancake game is tight, bro.
real talk.
they're thick, they're hearty, they're fluffy, they're sweet,
and they've got layers upon layers of rich flavor throughout each perfect circle.
hmm?
well, i'm using shapes to make perfect pancakes, obvi.
what am i?
an A*-hole?
no way.
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the pancake recipe is expert.
 i mean it.
1/2 cup + 2 T king arthur flour;
1/4 cup oat flour;
1/4 cup ground unsweetened coconut;
1 tsp baking powder;
1 tsp baking soda;
1 T coconut yogurt;
3/4 cup s'milk + 1 T lemon juice;
2 T vegan butts, melted;
1 tsp vanilla;
1 T brown sugar...
stirred, rested for an hour, and fired up in a hot hot pan.
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the potatoes were tossed with olive oil, Garlic Powder and Onion Powder,
and salt and black pepper and cayenne,
then roasted at 400℉ until they're golden af.
easy?
of course.
parchment and a baking tray and however much time you need
to be satisfied with how they look.
mmmmmmm.
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and i added spinach and scallions to the scram,
as well as GPOP, nootch, turmeric, salt, pepper, and smoked paprika.
i sure do love a good scramborghini, neighbors.
and apparently, spinach and tofu boost serotonin.
so i'm happy, nutritionally.
yeah!
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how about those blackened tomatoes?
heat, oil, tomatoes, being awesome, that's all.
i love 'em,
and i'm psyched about eating them, always.
that's the truth.
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but how about that compote, man?
a cup and a half of raspberries, a handful of powdered sugar,
a scoop of non-GMO organic cornstarch,
and a dash of vanilla,
slowly heated up until it's thick and syrupy,
and that's what compote is s'posed to be like.
and it be like that.
and that be's goooooooooood.
uh-huh.
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big B's like these are gonna fatten me up a little more,
and maybe keep me that much warmer, if i'm lucky.
i'm always cold,
i'm always hungry,
i'm always ready for pancakes, even if it's been a little minute since
my last batch-
i dunno why i've been reluctant to make the best foods.....
but this reminded me how much i LOVE pannicakes,
because i'm a no joke pannieMAN.
that's just what it is;
never quiet, never soft.....