THAT SAME SAME

i should get a new oven.
i mean, for the amount that i use it, a faster, more effective, more efficient piece
of equipment would only make my life better while i'm
baking better bits and pieces of radical vegan hottness.
but i don't have one yet,
so i waited FOREVER for a superhot oven situation so i could crisp
up a supersexxxy pizza pie...
that's unfortunate and fortunate.
the pizza was still dope, the timeframe was a real suspense builder.
look:

DAMN,
that's a lotta stuff on that thiccc one, y'feel me?
tomatoes.
spinach.
little mincey pepper spranks.
jalapenos.
caramelized onions.
red onions.
fried garlic sprankles....because rules is rules.
...and minced daiya mozzarella, speaking of rules.
the sauce is cooked.
marinara from-scratch with that hearty italiano flavor exxxplosivity.
mmmmmmmmmm.
and then, to turn it up to eleven?
fried from-scratch slabs of seitan,
with GPOP, black pepper, cayenne pepper, and hot paprika.
YO, that's what's up.
you've had pizza, but you haven't had take a hundred years
and have a hundred things on top homemade ordeal pizza.
it's okay.
i was glad the oven was helping heat up my cold af Fortress.
i'll take a little warmth here and there.
*
it's the coldest ever.
like, as a matter of record, even.
so that's pretty neat.
we win for worst in real time.
is that the title you would shoot for?
not me, bro.
i'd take the warmest one in history any day.
and these weirdies up here who are so excited to do cold weather sh!t?
i like the way the mountains LOOK,
but i hate the way the air feels,
and i hate fun so much,
that skiing, snowmobiling, four-wheel atv-ing, ice fishing, or whatever other
arctic freezy jauns are like alien science experiments on how to waste a perfectly good
day for staying in and getting cuddly by being sweaty
inside some water-resistant balloon clothes while snow sticks to your face
and boogers drip freely out of your head.
dudes,
stop it.
or don't. i'm not gonna be there with you, so do whatever.
i'm forever gonna NOT do that stuff though.
not when i could take too long to make a pizza.
at least i'm warm, and i get to eat pizza.
that's way better;
never quiet, never soft.....