grotesque.

four more falafels?

jeez.
now it's actually starting to hurt.
bad.
at both ends.
but i can't/won't stop,
until i reach the pinnacle of shark gluttony.
creating a paradigm an' that.
one tahini-drippin' guini at a time.
teleport?
check it:

actually, this is my buddy jim's falafel.
in the interests of real life documentarianism,
i've got to confess-
i ate my first one waiting in line for my second.
no photos, just swallows.
gulpin' like a gutshot gulpeador.
ouch.
but, i used this artist's representation just to let
all y'all hungry hippos out there know-
they get got, and then ate the F* up.
all those jauns are in my bellyhole.
also for the record,
i wouldn't bother with that fancy light tahini action,
in my opinion, it detracts from the overall carnage;
tahini is like astroglide for my epiglottis, kids.
lube it up,
slide it down.
(that's what she said?)

this picklelicious one is all me though.

yep.
third times the charm.
it rained the whole time we roamed the fair.
and it was a brisk forty-one degrees.
how did we cope with four hours of fairgrounds under water?
yep.
falafels.
my whole body feels deep-fried, duders.

whooo-hooooo!
and another one.
fourteen falafel sandwiches.
four days.
am i getting fatter?
uh-huh.
it's about as ferocious as you'd expect, neighbors.
but it's for a good cause.
self-destruction.
isn't that how vaccinations work?
a little bit of awful,
to inure yourself to it's presence?
well,
worthy warriors doo-doo that even harder.
a lot of awesome turned awful in my innards
makes for an even more goatlike capricorn aura
all around you rural ragnarok wreaking battle-beast buddy.
...that's me.
***********
now,

i should mention right here that i don't just eat falafels.
there's other stuff, too.
like bunnies,
and chickens,
and goats,
and alpacas,
and all the other stuff you'd expect at a country fair.
but mostly,
it's all about the falafels.
if more was happening,
more would be forthcoming.
sorry, friends and neighbors-
time stands still while we make our spirits and memories.
fa.
la.
fel;
never quiet, never soft.....