Monday, April 9

nil solution set.

ouch, duders.
a zero day,
the day before my weekend, even.
...and what's up?
it's my weekend already.
that's just further proof of the flight path of time,
with or without the added ingredient of fun.
y'heard?
yeah.
a big fat lazy waste of collected moments, neighbors.
and with holy sh!tloads of windy weather to boot.
awwwwwwwwwww.
no tattbombs,
no sweet moolah,
no nuthin'.
but,
there are two days of unbridled dopeness looming
on the hard-style horizon.
that's definitely a thing.
hangin' out and makin moves?
yuuuuuuuuuuuuup.
oh, don't you worry, kids-
it's supposed to snow.
ma nature is not impressed with my frequent
absences from the woodsly goodness, i suppose,
and has decided to dump some activation down from
the sky onto my head, shoulder, knees, and toes.
it's all happening,
lootless, rootless, companionless participation,
day in and day out all over the place.
i'd say aimless, too,
but there's some talk of blasting off a few
high-capacity magazines worth of ammunition.
and you've got to aim with that noise, ninjas.
c'mon.
*
never having been one to deal well
with epic disappointment,
i decided, yesterday,
that easter treats were very dang necessary.
as a result of that heroic decree,
i ordered one hundred pieces
of vegan assorted chocolates.
for my face.
they're en route, too.
...unlike the mutha-flippin' coconuts i attempted
to tempt the postal service into delivering.
thanks a whole bunch,
dirty po'cho A*holes;
never quiet, never soft.....

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