i don't do food cake.

what's worse than food bread?
food cake.
i thought about baking a carrot cake, kids.
i really did.
and then i remembered that carrots are for food,
not dessert.
so i used dessert-vegetation-specificity,
and put apples to work in my kitchen instead.
uh-huh.
i even employed some vegan cream chee' frosting activation.
first attempt-type jauns, and i'll be brutally honest about my stab at it-
i dominated it into submission and took the smootherized taste to eleven.
c'mon.
i know how to doo-doo that imitation dairy sh!t, duders.
and,
because i'm SO expert at overdoing it,
i also put whole cooked cinnamon apples in the batter,
and underneath the batter, like filling,
on top of a cinnamon oatmeal graham cookie.
this multi-layer sh!t is kind of my thing these days.
wanna see it?
just look at it, via teleport:

yeah!
every layer has cinnamon in it, son!
that's important because cinnamon has antioxidants,
and i am pro-antioxidant.
what do you think?
should i quit my job and become a vegan baker?
i mean,
who doesn't like being poor all the time?
it could be a bold new adventure in plummeting to the bottom of the barrel.
think about it-
vegan treats in the woodsly goodness?
the perfect plan......
...for being that weirdie who comes undone through idealist naivety.
haha.
i'm sort of too smart for that,
or at least too shallow and materialistic.
ugh.
so i suppose it's still sh!tty tattbombing for now for me.
awwwwwwwwwwww, man.
some wrenches are even heavier when you don't lift 'em.
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it's also flippy-floppy season,
and once i slide  that thin strip of fabric on the plastic slab-soles
of open-air beachfoot thongs between 'went to market' and 'stayed home',
it's time for something else as well.
yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.
copper pennies for toes, my ninjas.
teleport:

bulletproof glitterballs from now until autumn.
recognize,
i get rad on my giant whammers, y'all.
you like it.
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fancy feet and sweet treats and a clean garage.
yep.
i cleaned something big.
and it took forever.
but now it looks so dope.
hard work is it's own reward.
a clean garage is runner-up.
i'm making small gains in the face of big losses.
there's the same amount of stuff in there,
but the organized emptiness looks so much more impressive.
that's real life;
never quiet, never soft.....