Monday, December 9

it continues.

what?!
a SNOW DAY??!!
yuuuuup.
neighbors,
you know what that means-
ANYthing could happen.
and i'm ready for whatever winter-wonderful chaos
that comes tumbling down along with these flakes.
that's real.
i love snow days.
hard.
and i love how beautiful they make everything for a little bit,
and how they make everything so much quieter,
and how they make fires warmer,
and lights brighter,
and sandwiches more delicious....
wait.
what?
oh, riiiiight.
it's still sandwich week.
...and that means we keep on being super-turbo expert.
last night?
word up, kids-
 we brought it back to eleven, for sure.
off the charts with flavor and fun and fanciness an' that.
check the fat-stacks-type-teleport:
pretzel bread,
toasted on the insides,
a smear of hummus,
a spray of sprouts,
boston bib lettuce (the only good thing about boston),
thinly sliced tomatoes,
fried crunchy french onions,
and a big ol' honkin' homemade chick-pea bean burger.
heck yes, friends.
garbanzo flour, and garbanzo beans, sauteed shallots,
parsley, oat flour, olive oil, three itty-bitty baby mashed potatoes,
flax seeds, apple-smoked sea salt, bragg's, sage, thyme, and black peps?
duders,
those fattie boombattie patties brought five kinds of thunder.
yum4tum?
don't be dumb.
the magic happened in our mouths,
and that wasn't even the only time it got conjured, either.
check the four-hours-earlier teleport:
c'mon.
one half of a vegan pizza,
rolled up like a coil of calamity,
and burrito-blasted down the hatch.
me and my homeboy beau know how to get busy, b!tches.
jealous?
i know.
feel free to style-bite my pizza roll,
it's expert, and it's delicious.
real talk.
***********
cookies?
yeah.
i made, and then forgot to mention,
these tiny little rich and tasty wizard discs.
teleport:
almond flour and coconut flour and oatmeal flour and so much butterish,
almond paste and almond oil in the creme,
and almond extract in the icing,
oh,
and an actual real-life almond on top.
uh-huh.
if you ain't reppin' that much of what you're making,
then you ain't reppin' your sh!t to eleven.
expert recognize expert,
and that's means too much is still the starting point for worthy activation.
*
anything can happen.
be prepared;
never quiet, never soft.....

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