so much food.

neighbors,
i make a lot of food.
check the sandwich week-type teleport:

yellow curry powerhouse jauns?!
yup.
spicy curried coconut-crusted tofu,
and spicier yellow coconut curry sauce,
and crushed pineapple,
and cukes,
and tomatoes,
and mung sprouts,
and red pepper/red onion tapenade,
and more drizzled sauce yellow curry magic......
holy sh!t, friends-
i think i found the limits.
ciabatta bread, revived with fully-activated pentosans,
is too damned crusty to crush easily.
and with all those wet layers in between,
it got pretty sloppy pretty flippin' quickly.
we make messes this week.
that's just the way we have to do it.
i'd leave a few things off next time,
just to make sure it gets eaten even harder,
not so it gets even harder to eat.
y'heard?
anyway,
it was totally F*ing expert.
you may rely on that as a constant.
wordimus prime.
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hummus bagel sandwich?
oh.
okay.
simple lunchtime action for your A*.
check the easy-does-it-type teleport:

and it just HAD to be multigrain, goddammit!
shredded carrots and two kinds of sprouts,
and lettuce and cukes and sriracha for my mouthpiece!!
sandwiches are all i'm about today.
that's real.
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another 'nother other snow day, though, yo.
that's pretty righteous.
ma nature smothered us in cold white powder,
and i used the opportunity to sleep in.
it's so silent when the icy crystal blanket is applied.
what goes great with snow day laziness?
teleport:

a spread of assorted toasts,
to go with my tea.
you know it.
duders,
anything could happen,
and all of it really is-
that's the whole point.
food food food food food.
food.
get after it;
never quiet, never soft.....