take vermont forward....

the damn state capitol.
montpelier is so nice.
that's where the big action goes down in vermont.
you know it's true, because of how shiny the dome is.
it used to be,
you couldn't drive very far down that street without civilly unioned folks
skippin', smoochin', and wavin' their decrees around.
now that vermont has legislatively approved gay marriages,
i'm pretty sure that way more awesome weddings are scheduled,
in way more awesome locations.
romantic.
the 'take back vermont' movement,
the anti-gay rights redneck right wing farmer community,
had NO idea how hardcore hard-style hippie love fest ferocious
they were about to get....
take back vermont, huh?
they took it all the way to eleven.
and,
they took it waaaay back, too,
all the way to greek times.
(because they pretty much invented gay)
speaking of gay, weddings, and hard-style hippies;
nine mutha-lickin' years ago,
i got married on the 29th.
about an hour and a half later,
give or take a year, i got divorced.
but still,
today's my unniversary.
weird.


oh man!
that's something like three and a half pounds of food.
vegan food is about the brownest batch of blops you can get.
this side of the toilet, anyways.... i mean look at that.
it's like a desert landscape.
rhapsody, ya'll.
the dopeness when it comes to munchin' up a vegan smorgasbord;
inari pouch sushi, vegetable rolls,
an eggless roll, a samosa, chili, sesame noodles,
bbq tempeh, saffron rice, dal curry,
ginger tofu, bulgur fritter, teriyaki tofu,
brown rice, and root veggie stew.
fat flippin' bellyhole stuffin', my ninjas.
yum4tum, an' that.
we hit up some leftie vermonty goodness all up and down main street,
and we avoided returning the way we came.
because it was beyond disgusting.
mutant stump creatures,
inbred backwoods butt-destroyers,
and insectoid mantis-ladies.
jeez louise!
barre, vermont, ya'll.
the hills have eyes,
they're crossed-eyes,
and those same hills have very few teeth,
but still.....
horrifying.

we had panniecakes for breakfast.
today is off to a good start;
never quiet, never soft....