visitors.

the cucch is here!
yup,
paul is up in the wet and muddy woodsly goodness
for a few days of vegan face-stuffin', belly-bustin', gregarious gluttony.
did you know that two horses can pull four times as much as one horse can?
it's true.
something about teamwork and sympathetic enhancement an' that.
well,
when hungry hamden warriors get together,
we can each EAT four times as much as one of us alone can.
something about goin' to eleven an' that....
we are gonna eat our flippin' whole entire faces off.
you won't even recognize us.
smooth beige eggs, on shoulders,
with ears.
he even brought up some foxon park sodas to ride shotgun with him.
anyone worth a wet lick knows;
that's one of the only things worth enjoying from connecticut.
if jess makes some homemade pizzas,
well,
ya'll already know that birch beer
is destined to get guzzled gladly,
to wash down each steamy slice.

what makes good friday so good?
not much,
especially if you're jesus.
but for me,
i'll be scoopin' up my sweet and lovely, tremendous, stupendous,
and supremely splendid miniature arkansas capitols.
(that's little rocks, ya'll....c'mon)
harvest and maple will be spending april vacation with us,
with should make packing and moving SO much easier!
there's talk of the easter bear bringin' sugary treats, too.
weak-sauce babies get that sad little bunny, b!tches,
the woodsliness reps on the bigger, burlier, barbarian berserker version.
that's how WE doo-doo the religulous doo-doo!
in any event,
we'll all be enjoying this fortress of freshness together for the last time.

my homies,
and fellow stogie appreciators,
john & chris popped in the other day to discuss tattoos,
AND deliver some truly epic thick black stumps of cigary goodness.
i'm almost intimidated by the girth and the torque these smog-logs promise.
almost.
my peoples are sprouting up like crocuses lately.
i like it.
thanks for the faceblasters, kids!
you rock it out.
hard.

that's it, ya'll.
no big news.
no big plans.
it's never not raining.
i'm never not eating.
there's never not moving/packing/relocating stress.
it's loud.
it's hard.
it's all really happening.
never quiet, never soft.....