crumb.

hey kids,
it's snowing and grey and pretty cold and busted outside.
i mean, it's winter, after all,
and that's kind of like a thing that happens now, y'know?
yeah.
lucky for me,
my bakey-makey happy homemaker skills have been put to good use,
and i've got stay-warm hearty four layer crumb cake to keep me safe.
or make me fat.
or fill the hole inside my body where companionship is supposed to be.
what's up?
oh, well, yeah, that's definitely kind of a bummer,
but it works out for the best once the oven is preheated, i promise.
that's right, neighbors.
i'm gonna make friends with my treats,
and then i'm gonna eat my friends.
awwwwwwwwwww.
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i did just say i had crumb cake, didn't i?
it's crumby, but not crummy... in fact, it's expert!
check the teleport, y'all:

c'mon.
graham-cracker crust on the bottom,
pre-baked to a firm and sweet foundation of brownulated buttery baller-A* base-layer
for my apple-liscious castle of cake to be built on.
i doo-doo that cinnamon-spiced granny smith sh!t, yo.
real talk, i pared and cored and cooked a whole batch of green monsters,
and added 'em on top of the pie-style jauns underneath.
yuuuuuuup.
and when i made my vegan-sour-creamy weirdie cake layer,
i even added in some pulverized baked-granny smith apple flour.
well,
i made 'em into flour, but they came to the party dressed like this:

weirdie chips for weirdie cake, ninjas.
that's what's up.
and then i hit up some melted-buttery cinnamon coffecake-type streusel on top.

a freshly-dug grave, duders.
that's what it reminded me of.
ummmm.
okay,
moving on- it is just what the Folk Life & Liberty Fortress needed
to energize and infuse the rooms with new hottness.
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'maybe the best cupcake i've ever eaten'
true story, b!tches.
teddy told me so, straight from his own mouth, and that's no jokes.
right after the blueberry jizzle from yesterday's single-serving of purple
hit his eagerly anticipating tastebuds.
once again, he and austin came over.
and the activation society youtube movie night got underway.
what can i tell you?
we eat treats and try to stay warm and watch stuff on a laptop.
which means that we can have fun doing ANYthing.
it's how you make it, not where you make it.
...and we're here, making moments matter.
i kind of like this new interactive participation situation.
mutual respect and enjoyment, professional appreciation,
scalding skaldic warrior poetic real-life storytelling documentarianism.
all of it.
if i didn't know better,
i'd almost say that things are looking up,
('cause you know we're getting down.)
productive like japan an' that;
never quiet, never soft.....