cups.

chocolate is still good for you, duders.
and i've got the most heroic tapioca-activated chocolate cakey cups
over here waiting for hungry mouths to munch 'em up.
uh-huh.
i'm just doing what i do, y'know?
and what i doo-doo is some seriously rad kitchen-type freaky sh!t.
word up.
i'm upping my bakery-style expert active participation
by a full order of magnitude.
there will be cake, mutha-lickers.
lots of it, even.
today that means it's this type of thing, for starters:

yuuuuuuuuuuuup.
big ol' pots of simmering berries is how i get busy.
fresh o.j. and vanilla and brown sugar make for some complex compote.
we wouldn't want it to be weak-sauce, now would we?
no way...but these things take time, kids-
seriously.
all day long, standing over the stove,
making fruit get hot.
but eventually,
there is a cohesive plan that comes together to make this sort of stuff:

F*ing right!
that IS blueberry frosting, my ninjas.
with heart-shaped sprankles.
a next-level interpretation of the new hottness, for sure.
yeah, neighbors,
i guess i am bringing the thunder.
i mean, it's not like i'm busy doing anything else.
that purple-magic frosting mostly just tastes like frosting,
even though it's got so much blueberry jauns all up in it.
oh well.
it does get better though.
real talk.
i'm changing up what going to eleven entails, kids.
before i hit up the sugary smearface on those ninjas heads,
i stuffed some of that gooey gloppy delicious mess deep within the chocolate.
(that's what she said?)
check the raised-bar high-standards teleport:

F*ing right, son!
extra fancy, and incredibly tasty.
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how do i close out an epic day of baking and bonding with my peoples?
with a super-'sgusting bachelor burger, of course!
check the raging-slabs of vegan gaytardation teleport:

gross?
maybe a little.
the spinach should count for something, though, no?
believe me, an in-focus picture would improve nothing about that at all.
and i do this to myself, mutha-b!tches.
no one else would wish that much harm on me.
well.....maybe a few people, but they sure as heckfire aren't here!
haha.
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it's worth mentioning that gratitude and generosity are always the way to go.
and you all already know i appreciate the hell out of that sort of virtue.
yep.
my very close friends amanda and kelly hit me off with a substantially awesome
Fortress-worthy house re-warming present today!
so dope.
i'm so thankful for the end results of this hard-fought year of doo-doo buttery crappiness.
on the ones, y'all.
the people who choose to be a part of my life are exactly the people i needed.
it's al really happening.
the hot fire elitism and savage barbarian berserker furious warrior poetry
of good folks and real life.
i hope i'm not jinxing anything when i say:
i feel pretty mutha-F*ing lucky these days';
never quiet, never soft.....7x50