FALAFEL!

yeeeeeaaahhhh!!!!
guys,
what's better than falafel?
ummmm,
MORE FALAFEL obviously!
yuuuuuuuup,
me and mine are riding the chick pea train all the way to valhalla.
believe it.
fun fact-
using canned chick peas makes your balls fall apart in hot oil.
that's real.
i learned that the hard way,
and the hard styles of melting falafel are some of the toughest to swallow.
...especially when you've got grease blarp blops of semi-cooked batter
and NO crispy round orbs of unruly excellence to ingest instead.
damn.
we persevere around here, though,
and make the most of what we've got.
sure,
that means fewer perfect spheres of garbanzo goodness this time around,
but i'll eat falafel every single evening if i have to until i get it all all the way right.
i'm serious.
falafel is my second favorite food,
and i'm not about to give sloppy globs a spot in the rotation, y'all.
i'm on a ball-contouring mission of mercy,
practicing that falafeljitsu until i've got the forms down pat.
wordimus prime.
however,
i've still gotta eat in the meantime-
so,
there's falafel on the menu...
...again.
check the cauliflower-couscous-type teleport:

kabooooooom.
diced cilantro and lime, soy sauce and agave,
all over that ground cauliflower-
that's a fantastic base layer for that garnished plate of greatness.
neighbors,
i GOT they.
i do.
all the elements of a clockwork circle of super-elite hottness,
all together in one magic mountain of mealtime magic.
mmmmmmmmm.
i doo-doo that forkfuls-of-freshness-for-my-face-style sh!t.
i loooooove food,
especially falafels.
and putting together perfectly balanced bites,
with a scoople of each piece of the puzzle,
one after another,
directly in my hungry maw is pretty much exactly how i want to span my time.
really.
**********
getting down with back-to-back falafel nights is expert.
freezing my b-hole off is not.
saying goodbye to march is happening,
and wondering where the F* springtime is hiding is too.
we're ending another 'nother month already,
and somehow,
there's only time for more food,
and less time, and tolerance, for everything else.
the objective for april is more of what's missing,
and more food, too.
too much is the right amount.
the truth is,
we want MORE;
never quiet, never soft.....