Wednesday, October 7

thunderers.

what's good in october?
yep.
pumpkins.
and when are they good??
every day?
you know it.
what else is good?
dinosaurs, obviously!
when?
always, neighbors.
yeah, that's definitely a thing.
sooooooo,
what happens when you combine dinosaurs AND pumpkins?
you get molto expert right away. straight from the jump.
wooooooooord.
i'll show you what i mean-
check the teleport:
oatmeal pumpkin chai-ceratops cookies!!!!!
wu-TANG!!
guys,
oatmeal pumpkin cookie dough,
with brown sugar and vanilla and confectioners sugar,
to stiffen it up a bit,
with oatflour to keep 'em from getting too spongy
when the pumpkin is busy doing what it does.
plus,
a helpful heap of coconut flour,
to infuse the fiber with some fresh flavor,
and three sachets of chai spice tea-baggable big action for true taste
and triple the intensity.
mmmmmmmmmmm.
i doo-doo that rolled-out oaten activation-style sh!t.
hmmm?
well, yeah, there ARE some round ones out back.
y'need meteors to justify an edible extinction level event, y'all.
jeez.
and the heart cut-outs?
i knowwwwwwwww.
so cute!
i am allowed to be adorable sometimes, guys.
don't be so quick to judgement.
triceratops is my favorite dinosaur,
and cookies are my favorite treat.
and sprankles?
well,
you already have a pretty good idea which side i stand on during that debate.
guys,
i dyed up and spread out some orange colored cinnamon icing,
to hold onto all that glittery sugar, and to make 'em look even better.
honestly,
i only want the new hottness in my kitchen at all times,
and i exercise my options to maximize the boomfire boons of my bakery greatness.
real talk.
how do they taste?
they taste fantastic.
c'mon.
what are you?
some sort of a willfully obtuse A*-hole?
you know better, and i expect more from you after all this time.
i've got that seasonally excellent pre-holiday octobery good time activation,
and it's all really happening in cut-outs and rolled out rolled oat really realness.
i choose to make myself happy by making treats.
i choose to hang out in my hallowe'en hideaway,
and span time making costumes and waiting to go and dominate some falafels.
this is What Is,
and that's the way it goes.
creativity isn't one dimensional,
and productivity isn't open to a discussion.
do more,
and doo-doo that freaky sh!t,
and then do it all over again.
that's the plan,
and i just love to work a plan, man;
never quiet, never soft.....

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