bulletproof.

do you have any 7.62mm anti-armor rounds?
y'know what i'm talkin' about?
the yellow cake coated, depleted uranium painted,
punch a pointy pit through steel,
and simultaneously 'give the shooter cancer' type bullets?
no?
that's too bad,
because anything less is gonna bounce right off of me now.
how flippin' dope is that business?
u.s.m.c. issue plate carryin' coyote brown barbarian battle-armor.
word the f* up, ya'll.
what a way to close out an old year!!!
and to think,
i lost my first tattoo job for fistfightin' against marines,
and now,
almost a decade of destruction later,
i've made fast friends with a few exceptional examples of warrior poetry....
what's the secret ingredient?
that's an easy one:
guns, my ninjas,
guns are the adhesive that forms the bonds of friendly-pants interactive exchange...
sh!t, if everyone was armed,
i bet most folks would think twice befoe actin' like a-holes.
c'mon,
imagine if cops were in constant contact with an entire populace prepared to shoot back?
a badge-wearin' bully with a gun and a moustache becomes just another turd with a moustache, instantly.
even the skank at the supermarket might hesitate to flip you off over a parkin' spot.
if it meant a high-noon showdown at the o.k. corral.....
admittedly, if everyone was armed,
the looming overpopulation situation in crowded, sprawling, sh!tty cities would resolve itself pretty quick, too.
sorry, connecticut,
but guns are dope.
and bullet-resistant clothing trumps stain-staunchin' scotchgarded dockers every time.
now i need a helmet.
no,
NOT a 'tarded helmet,
a riot helmet. c'mon.
jeez, be easy,
i'm just sayin;
when i'm at the range,
i practice dome-burstin', bloodthirstin', greymatter splatterin' head shots.
all that body armor doesn't mean much without a brain to power the body wearin' it.
nothin' lives without a head,
nothin'.
(except that hypothalamus sideshow chicken from waaay back)
i'm sayin'.

eleven.
all day, and all night.
goodbye, 2008...
load your clips,
and put asbestos lip balm on your mouthholes,
firespit hottness is headed your way in 2009.
never quiet, never soft....