solstice blizzard wizard.

it's the mutha-flippin' solstice.
big bleak black blight of an extra heapin' helpin' of night;
a savage stormswept barbarian tundra twilight!!!!
happy winter, mutha-uckas!!
early shirley this mornin',
as the actual winter skytime kicked in,
i watched the river crust up,
then dust up, an' finally freeze up and over in a matter of hours.
in addition to keepin' it frosty as a warrior poet,
and a lightning striking viking bringin' the thunder,
and a druid of just-be-dope doo doo,
i'm adding yet another 'nother title to my long list of descriptives:
abominable blizzard wizard...
that's right.
i'll be out in the flurrious frenzy and hinterland wonderment,
wearin' a fresh hat, strokin' my burly beard, and smokin' a long churchwarden pipe-
facing the southern exposure, channeling the big black barbarian eventidings,
and blazing a pillar of pure pyrrhic power.
y'know, being on that next level mystical wizard sh!t.....
the darkness today is deepest;
longest;
strongest;
and most ferociously atrocious.
ripe resonating reasons for a severe case of s.a.d.,
as in solstice albie dopeness.
symptoms may include:
innapropriate adult-themed dialogue.
scrunchie hair ties.
axe-warrior berserker fury.
and a whole host of epic battle-bard snowshoe hairiness.
abuse of alliterative allegories.
if you notice any of the above manifestations,
just go outside and light some sh!t on fire.
that should result in an immediate lessening of the affliction's manifestations.

dan and kaye, ya'll.
my ninjas in brooklyn.
i love them.
hard.
i got the nicest care package of holiday homeboy hottness yesterday.
express priority type sh!t.
not just anyone gets the lovely love from your main man albie rock-
but those two get a double dose of dopeness,
and a great grateful grin of gratitude;
my peoples are some of the best ever,
and i am grateful for those i span time alongside,
for real.
looks like today isn't quite as dark as it could be,
and i've got some bright white beacons,
from bk to mokdong to salt lake sh!tty...
even "it's so cold with the windchill" minneapolis.
my peoples.
nice.

i checked the weather to confirm the blizzard is here;
we've got 20 inches of wet whiteness scheduled to dump on us by tonight.
that's what she said.
never quiet, never soft....