Tuesday, December 23

i'll most likely kill you in the morning.

the sun isn't even out yet.
i'm up and at 'em, though,
preparing for the big action.
connecticut.
on the positive perspective half-full side of things,
i'll be exposed to a fattie boombattie blitzkrieg of brief bonding minutes,
small doses, ya'll,
like iocane powder, an' that.
your personal dread pirate roberts is prepared to plunder the thunder,
and battle-beast the holy hell outta weak-sauce waterbaby town.
dope pizza.
fancy soda.
boba tea.
falafels.
belated birthday dinner.
family.
hamden warrior hometown hoedown,
in mutha-uckin' flagrant foul flourishes.
true blargh, fool.
recognize.

we'll be in the nut-smeg state this afternoon,
ready to represent on holiday memory makin',
an' all that type of thing.

and when i'm saying 'as you wish',
what i'm really saying is:
i spit hot fire;
never quiet, never soft...
holiday time is here,
like richard dawson, my ninjas,
i'm hosting an all-star episode of family feud.
survey says?:
X X X, X(mas).

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